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Valentine Jokes for Kids<\/span><\/h1>\n

Here are some hilarious Valentine’s Day jokes that your kids will adore sharing with their classmates. The finest thing to do on Valentine’s Day, aside from making crafts and exchanging cards, is to be prepared with a handful of funny jokes that can make your buddies laugh.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

All of these jokes are clean and aimed at children, but they are undoubtedly corny.<\/p>\n

One of these humorous Valentine’s Day jokes would be perfect to slip inside your child’s lunchbox during the week of February 14th.<\/p>\n

Simply jot them down on the reverse side of one of our cute free lunch box notes; after all, kids love receiving handwritten notes from time to time.<\/p>\n

Here are some of my daughter’s favorite jokes about Valentine’s Day for kids. I pray it brings you joy.<\/p>\n

Valentine Jokes<\/span><\/h2>\n

What did the stamp say to the envelope?
\n<\/span>A: I\u2019m stuck on you.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
\n<\/span>A: I find you attractive.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

What kind of flower do you never want to get on Valentine\u2019s Day?
\n<\/span>A: Cauliflower<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Q: What kind of Valentine\u2019s Day candy is never on time?
\nA: ChocoLATE<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

Q: What did Pilgrims give each other on Valentine\u2019s Day?
\nA: Mayflowers<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

Q: What did one snake say to the other snake?<\/em>
\nA: Give me a little hug and a hiss, honey.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

Q: What did cavemen give their wives on Valentine\u2019s Day?
\nA: Lots of ughs and kisses.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

Q: What\u2019s the best part of Valentine\u2019s Day?
\nA: The day after when all the chocolate goes on sale.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

Q: What did one font say to the other on Valentine\u2019s Day?
\nA: You\u2019re just my type.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

Q: What food is crazy about Valentine\u2019s Day chocolates?
\nA: A cocoa-nut.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

Q: What was the French cat\u2019s favorite Valentine\u2019s Day dessert?
\nA: Chocolate mousse<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

Q: What did the drum say to the other drum on Valentine\u2019s Day?
\nA: My heart beats for you.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

Q: What do you call a very small Valentine?
\nA: A valentiny.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

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  1. Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable?\u00a0Because it\u2019s all heart.<\/em><\/li>\n
  2. What happens when you fall in love with a\u00a0French\u00a0chef?\u00a0\u00a0You get buttered up.<\/em><\/li>\n
  3. What did the paper clip say to the magnet?\u00a0I find you very attractive.<\/em><\/li>\n
  4. What did one watermelon say to the other on\u00a0Valentine\u2019s Day?\u00a0You\u2019re one in a melon!<\/em><\/li>\n
  5. What did the bat say to his girlfriend?\u00a0You\u2019re fun to hang around with.<\/em><\/li>\n
  6. What do you call a very small valentine?\u00a0A\u00a0<\/em>valentiny!<\/em><\/li>\n
  7. What did the flame say to his friends after he fell in love?\u00a0I found the perfect match!<\/em><\/li>\n
  8. What did one squirrel say to the other squirrel on Valentine\u2019s Day?\u00a0I\u2019m nuts about you!<\/em><\/li>\n
  9. What did one bee say to the other bee on Valentine\u2019s Day?\u00a0Will you bee mine?<\/em><\/li>\n
  10. What did the farmer give his wife on Valentine\u2019s Day?\u00a0Hogs and kisses!<\/em><\/li>\n
  11. What did one pickle say to the other?\u00a0\u00a0You mean a great dill to me!<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Jokes With Valentine’s Day<\/span><\/h2>\n

    Q: What did the painter say to his girlfriend?
    \nA: \u201cI love you with all my art.\u201d<\/p>\n

    Q: Why is Valentine\u2019s Day a great day for a party?
    \nA: Because you can party hearty.<\/p>\n

    Q: Why are artichokes the most loving vegetable?
    \nA: Because they have heart.<\/p>\n

    Q: What did the drum say to the other drum on Valentine\u2019s Day?
    \nA: My heart beats for you.<\/p>\n

    Q: Why did the pig give his girlfriend a heart shaped box of candy?
    \nA: It was Valenswine\u2019s Day.<\/p>\n

    Q: What is Cupid\u2019s favorite rock band?
    \nA: Heart<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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