Valentine Jokes for Kids
Here are some hilarious Valentine’s Day jokes that your kids will adore sharing with their classmates. The finest thing to do on Valentine’s Day, aside from making crafts and exchanging cards, is to be prepared with a handful of funny jokes that can make your buddies laugh.
All of these jokes are clean and aimed at children, but they are undoubtedly corny.
One of these humorous Valentine’s Day jokes would be perfect to slip inside your child’s lunchbox during the week of February 14th.
Simply jot them down on the reverse side of one of our cute free lunch box notes; after all, kids love receiving handwritten notes from time to time.
Here are some of my daughter’s favorite jokes about Valentine’s Day for kids. I pray it brings you joy.
Valentine Jokes
What did the stamp say to the envelope?
A: I’m stuck on you.
What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
A: I find you attractive.
What kind of flower do you never want to get on Valentine’s Day?
A: Cauliflower
Q: What kind of Valentine’s Day candy is never on time?
A: ChocoLATE
Q: What did Pilgrims give each other on Valentine’s Day?
A: Mayflowers
Q: What did one snake say to the other snake?
A: Give me a little hug and a hiss, honey.
Q: What did cavemen give their wives on Valentine’s Day?
A: Lots of ughs and kisses.
Q: What’s the best part of Valentine’s Day?
A: The day after when all the chocolate goes on sale.
Q: What did one font say to the other on Valentine’s Day?
A: You’re just my type.
Q: What food is crazy about Valentine’s Day chocolates?
A: A cocoa-nut.
Q: What was the French cat’s favorite Valentine’s Day dessert?
A: Chocolate mousse
Q: What did the drum say to the other drum on Valentine’s Day?
A: My heart beats for you.
Q: What do you call a very small Valentine?
A: A valentiny.
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- Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable? Because it’s all heart.
- What happens when you fall in love with a French chef? You get buttered up.
- What did the paper clip say to the magnet? I find you very attractive.
- What did one watermelon say to the other on Valentine’s Day? You’re one in a melon!
- What did the bat say to his girlfriend? You’re fun to hang around with.
- What do you call a very small valentine? A valentiny!
- What did the flame say to his friends after he fell in love? I found the perfect match!
- What did one squirrel say to the other squirrel on Valentine’s Day? I’m nuts about you!
- What did one bee say to the other bee on Valentine’s Day? Will you bee mine?
- What did the farmer give his wife on Valentine’s Day? Hogs and kisses!
- What did one pickle say to the other? You mean a great dill to me!
Jokes With Valentine’s Day
Q: What did the painter say to his girlfriend?
A: “I love you with all my art.”
Q: Why is Valentine’s Day a great day for a party?
A: Because you can party hearty.
Q: Why are artichokes the most loving vegetable?
A: Because they have heart.
Q: What did the drum say to the other drum on Valentine’s Day?
A: My heart beats for you.
Q: Why did the pig give his girlfriend a heart shaped box of candy?
A: It was Valenswine’s Day.
Q: What is Cupid’s favorite rock band?
A: Heart
