Christmas Jokes for Kids | Keep the Laughter Going
Here are some Christmas jokes for kids:
Q: What do you get if you cross a snowman and a dog? A: Frostbite!
Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast? A: Frosted Flakes!
Q: What do you call an elf who sings? A: A wrapper!
Q: What do you call Santa’s helpers? A: Subordinate Clauses!
Q: What did the stamp say to the Christmas card? A: Stick with me and we’ll go places!
Q: Why does Santa have three gardens? A: So he can “ho-ho-ho”!
Q: What is a parent’s favorite Christmas carol? A: Silent Night!
Q: What did the snowman say to the other snowman? A: Can you smell carrots?
Q: Why was the snowman looking through the carrots? A: He was picking his nose!
Q: Who delivers presents to baby sharks? A: Santa Jaws!
Q: What do you call a reindeer with bad manners? A: Rude-olph!
Q: Where do polar bears vote? A: The North Poll!
Q: What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride? A: A Holly Davidson!
Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The elf-abet!
Bonus Knock-Knock Joke:
- Knock knock.
- Who’s there?
- Ho-ho.
- Ho-ho who?
- Your Santa impression needs a little work!
I hope these jokes bring some Christmas cheer!
You want more jokes?
You got it! Here’s another batch of Christmas jokes for kids:
Q: What says “Oh Oh Oh”? A: Santa walking backwards!
Q: What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk? A: Jingle Smells!
Q: Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber? A: It needed to be trimmed!
Q: What do you call Santa when he stops moving? A: Santa Pause!
Q: What kind of photos do elves take? A: Elfies!
Q: What do you call an obnoxious reindeer? A: RUDE-olph!
Q: How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas? A: Fleece Navidad!
Q: Who is Santa’s favorite singer? A: Elf-is Presley!
Q: What do you call a group of carolers who can’t sing? A: A Wreck the Halls!
Q: What do snowmen eat for lunch? A: Icebergers!
Different Kind of Christmas Riddle
Here’s one that requires a bit more thinking:
**I come with many colors, sparkling and bright, I stand tall and proud, a beautiful sight. I hold ornaments and lights, a festive display, But I’m not alive, though I bring joy to your day.
What am I?**
… A Christmas tree! 🎄
